December 2011
The biggest lesson I learned in 2011.
trammy-phan:
Be careful who you trust, and vent to. You never know who could turn against you. You never know if they are going to tell everyone your secrets. You will never know if will stay and who will leave.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
"Do You Smell Weed?"
me: ok 2012 is a clean slate, things are going to rock
2011: hmm, that sounds familiar to me...
me: shut up 2011
2010: almost too familiar!
me: omg go away guys
2009: lol do you even remember me?
me: gtfo, srsly
2012: hey guys, what's up!
When I go back to school, and everybody is talking... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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lol *raises hand*
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Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in...
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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What if Santa is real, but nobody is good enough...
most-awkward-moments:
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Watchlpleeexx:
too young to understand lol.
Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
